'Voleball'
Order, order.Council for the Recognition of Invisible Pink Miracles is now in session. We are currently investigation 'Voleball'. Results of this miracle may still be seen on this forum. General...
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I'm glad to see Pitshade and Jobar are convinced about this miracle. And the argument that Our Lady would never allow so much pain and suffering is also false because when a vole's body temperature is...
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Why, exactly, is a member of The High Order of Prophets drinking 'root beer', when he knows perfectly well that the preferred beverege of Her Holy Disciples is Pepsi?hmm?
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Although Pepsi has been one of my favorite drinks for many years, I was unaware that our Lady has anything against root beer, being fond of the occasional IBC. Is there aught in the scriptures which...
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Pepsi, by my own hand, is the Lady's chosen drink.However, KFC, Our Queen's Most Exalted Sponsor, also serves many other fine beverages, root beer being one.You need not worry, I have consumed more...
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Quote: I would point out that there is no firsthand evidence from any witness, besides myself, and I deny it. Ah, but as I have already shown, as you were part of the miracle, you could not be aware...
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Are voles superconducting at liquid helium temperatures? Or should this question be in the physics thread?
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I thnik we'll need to do a little more research to answer that question.Volunteers for another game of voleball?ShaikenTranslating Her Word to you since 2001.
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Where's Beffer? Isn't he the Miracle Defender? Afraid of my iron grasp of Invisible Pink Theology, no doubt.
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Me ? The first miracle defender of Our Lady, afraid of Caley's iron grasp ? I don't think so !I hope that Our Lady can forgive my absence for one day.Because it was the birthday of my girlfriend (who...
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Would both sides please present their closing statements.Unless someone would like to call another witness.ShaikenTranslating Her Word to you since 2001.
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I'll finish up-To conclude- The main issue I have against this miracle is that I myself am the only witness, and I myself deny it. The only argument going against this assertion is that I was blinded...
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It's very obvious that the typo was created by Her Horninessto inform Her loyal followers about the holy game of voleball and , of course, for Her amusement.Since Prophet Caley was under the influence...
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Er- gentlemen and ladies, sistren and brethren, is noble Lone Wolf to be sole judge here? I am sure that his opinion is the same as mine on the matter, that here we have a genuine miracle. I was the...
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It's a miracle, indubitably!While Prophet Caley did a fine job of casting the light of skepticism on this issue, I think her unimaginably wonderfulness' glory has shown forth in this um... glorious...
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"voleball" simply cannot be an ordinary 'typo'. voleyball I could buy... volleballe maybe......but "voleball"? Plus my personal experience of having witnessed TWO voles right after that? Perhaps we...
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Curses. Now I have to have BOTH Mendeh & Shai to vote for me.Where is Mendeh, by the by?
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Although Prophet Caley would otherwise be a vert reliable witness I can't regard his testimony as valid under these circumstances. Not only was he part of the Miracle, but he is also here as Frogs...
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Mendeh is right here, Caley. Sorry for not posting for a while, but I went to a hell of a party on Friday night. It was a 'pirate party', fancy dress, so I went as a pirate crone, being the only...
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Damn. And I lose my first case unanimously. However, I accept the ruling of the Council, and accept this to be a miracle. Praise be to Her Holy Pinkness.
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Not to worry too much, Caley. Some cases are just open-and-shut, and I'd have to say that this one was. You did your duty depite that- even in the face of the fact that *you* were so intimately...
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